The Adventures of Sleep Dep.

TELL CUSTOMERS HOW YOU REALLY FEEL!

Customer 1: How're you today?

Me: Shit actually, how're you?

Customer 2: I've been standing here for 15 minutes!

Me: I've been standing here for 6 hours and there are 20 other people waiting to bee served before you and we have three staff members *smiles*

Customer 3: You look deep in thought?

Me: Actually I was resisting the urge to attack a co-worker.

PLACE THINGS WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG!

Cheese in cake fridge.

Panadol in sink.

Reciept book in microwave.

Lettuce with bread.

REPEATEDLY ACCIDENTLY HIT YOUR BOSS WITH HOT THINGS!

Tongs.

Chip baskets.

Spatulas.

Toasted sandwich.

AND OVER ALL ACT WEIRD IN GENERAL!

ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO GET ALL THESE CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE IS MISS HOURS OF SLEEP PVER A TWO - THREE DAY PERIOD!

TRY IT TODAY!